"ALL THE NEWS THAT FITS WE PRINT"

New Satirical News Website Launches to Cover the Garden State's Most Important News Stories

NJWhatExit.com officially launches Tuesday, September 2nd, 2025, bringing locally-focused parody journalism to readers "From the Turnpike to the Shore."

“NJWhatExit.com is like The Onion and The Babylon Bee, but Only New Jersey Politics, News and Culture:

The website positions itself as New Jersey's answer to national satirical publications like The Onion, The Babylon Bee, and Andy Borowitz's essays, but with an exclusively Garden State focus. Operating under the motto "All the News That Fits We Print," NJWhatExit.com promises to deliver "bold takes on New Jersey's most pressing news stories" that only those familiar with jughandles, pork roll debates, and exit number geography could truly appreciate.

Trenton. New Jersey Gubernatorial candidate Mikie Sherrill vs Jack Ciatarelli . New Jersey Turnpike. Garden State Parkway. New Jersey State Senate and State Assembly. Taylor Ham vs Pork Roll. From the George Washington Bridge to the Lincoln Tunnel to the Ben Franklin Bridge. Frank Sinatra. Jon Bon Jovi. Lou Costello. Jerry Lewis. Bruce Springteen.
Any thing and every thing in the Garden State.

"New Jersey has always been ripe for satire – we just needed someone to properly harvest it," observed  the publication's editorial team. "From our traffic nightmares to our political circus, from Jersey shore drama to the eternal north Jersey vs south Jersey debate, we've got more material than a landfill in Newark."

Early headlines on the site demonstrate the publication's commitment to hyperlocal humor, including pieces on creative voter registration, strategies involving traffic jams and other uniquely New Jersey political scenarios.

What Sets NJWhatExit.com Apart:

• 100% New Jersey Focus: Every story centers on Garden State politics, culture, and current events

• Local Insider Knowledge: Content written by and for people who understand the difference between North Jersey, Central Jersey, and South Jersey (and why that matters)

• Traffic-to-Shore Coverage: Stories spanning the full New Jersey experience from urban corridors to beach communities

• Political Satire: Sharp commentary on state and local politics with New Jersey flavor

The website arrives at a time when New Jersey continues to provide ample material for satirical coverage, from ongoing infrastructure debates to colorful local political figures and the state's unique cultural phenomena, and a very active gubernatorial election..

"If it's New Jersey – we're on it," the editorial team noted. "We're here to make sense of the senseless, explain the unexplainable, and occasionally remind people why they moved here in the first place."

About NJWhatExit.com: New Jersey's premier source for satirical news and commentary, covering everything from Turnpike politics to boardwalk culture. The publication's name pays homage to the classic New Jersey question used for geographic identification throughout the state.

The website can be found at www.njwhatexit.com and promises regular updates covering the Garden State's most pressing and important news stories.